Joke of the day

From Bella. Why pianos hard to open? The keys are inside What did the blanket say to the bed? Don't worry, I've got you covered. Why was night cricket invented? Because bats like to sleep in the daytime. What do you call a skeleton who won't get up in the morning? Lazy bones Teacher: I thought I told you to stand at the end of the line! Student: I did sir but there was someone there already. What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer? a brick layer. What did the sick chicken say? I have the people pox.