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Sunday, December 9, 2012

Christmas jokes

What do monkeys sing at Christmas? jungle bells jungle bells How do angels greet each other? They say 'Halo there' What goes 'oh, oh, oh? Santa walking backwards Which is the cheekiest reindeer? Rude-olph What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? tinsel-itis What do you get if you cross Santa and a detective? Santa clues Why does santa need a big umbrella? because of all the rain - deer