Sunday, December 7, 2014
Saturday, November 22, 2014
Friday, November 21, 2014
Christmas jokes lol
Why does Santa need a big umbrella?
Because of all the rain-deer.
What is an ig?
An eskimo's home without a loo.
What goes 'oh, oh, oh,?
Santa walking backwards.
Where do snowmen go to dance?
A snow ball.
Why does Santa like to wear bells?
Because he loves a good bell-y laugh.
What do you get if you cross Santa and a detective?
Santa clues
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinsel-i-tis.
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Jingle smells.
Because of all the rain-deer.
What is an ig?
An eskimo's home without a loo.
What goes 'oh, oh, oh,?
Santa walking backwards.
Where do snowmen go to dance?
A snow ball.
Why does Santa like to wear bells?
Because he loves a good bell-y laugh.
What do you get if you cross Santa and a detective?
Santa clues
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinsel-i-tis.
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Jingle smells.
Christmas is coming!
Here is some Christmas tongue twisters for you to try...
Santa's sleigh slides on slick snow.
Santa stuffs Stephie's striped stocking.
Running reindeer romp 'round red wreaths.
Tiny Tommy trims the tall tree with tinsel.
Chipper chilly children cheerfully chant.
Sunday Santa sang silly songs.
Eleven elves lick eleven little liquorice lollipops.
Wednesday, November 5, 2014
Sunday, November 2, 2014
Saturday, November 1, 2014
Sunday, October 26, 2014
Wednesday, October 22, 2014
Friday, October 17, 2014
Sunday, October 5, 2014
Monday, September 8, 2014
Monday, August 25, 2014
Saturday, August 23, 2014
Some Jokes to make us laugh lol
Q: What has one head, one foot and four legs?
A: A Bed
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof?
A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet?
A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters?
A: IC (icy)
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water?
A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle)
Thursday, July 17, 2014
Sunday, June 22, 2014
Monday, June 9, 2014
Saturday, May 10, 2014
Saturday, April 26, 2014
Saturday, April 5, 2014
Monday, March 24, 2014
Saturday, March 22, 2014
Wednesday, March 12, 2014
Sunday, March 9, 2014
Saturday, March 8, 2014
Saturday, March 1, 2014
Monday, February 17, 2014
Sunday, February 16, 2014
What makes 10?
BING BANG THE BILLYCAN
Jill McDougall
Bing bang the billycan
Answer truly if you can
What two numbers must be friends
Because they both add up to ten?
Group One: Group Two:
Zero and ten That’s it my friend
One and nine Yes, every time
Two and eight You’re going great
Three and seven This kid’s revin’
Four and six Yes, what a mix
Five and five You’ve come alive
Six and four That’s it for sure
Seven and three You’re stunning me
Eight and two I can’t trick you
Nine and one You’re nearly done
Ten and zero You’re my hero!
Jill McDougall
Bing bang the billycan
Answer truly if you can
What two numbers must be friends
Because they both add up to ten?
Group One: Group Two:
Zero and ten That’s it my friend
One and nine Yes, every time
Two and eight You’re going great
Three and seven This kid’s revin’
Four and six Yes, what a mix
Five and five You’ve come alive
Six and four That’s it for sure
Seven and three You’re stunning me
Eight and two I can’t trick you
Nine and one You’re nearly done
Ten and zero You’re my hero!
Saturday, February 8, 2014
Thursday, January 16, 2014
WELCOME BACK!!!!!
I'm on a learning safari
Won't you come with me
I'm gonna learn to be
THE BEST THAT I CAN BE!!!!
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