Why does Santa need a big umbrella?
Because of all the rain-deer.
What is an ig?
An eskimo's home without a loo.
What goes 'oh, oh, oh,?
Santa walking backwards.
Where do snowmen go to dance?
A snow ball.
Why does Santa like to wear bells?
Because he loves a good bell-y laugh.
What do you get if you cross Santa and a detective?
Santa clues
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinsel-i-tis.
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Jingle smells.
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