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Christmas jokes lol
Why does Santa need a big umbrella?
Because of all the rain-deer.
What is an ig?
An eskimo's home without a loo.
What goes 'oh, oh, oh,?
Santa walking backwards.
Where do snowmen go to dance?
A snow ball.
Why does Santa like to wear bells?
Because he loves a good bell-y laugh.
What do you get if you cross Santa and a detective?
Santa clues
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinsel-i-tis.
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Jingle smells.
Because of all the rain-deer.
What is an ig?
An eskimo's home without a loo.
What goes 'oh, oh, oh,?
Santa walking backwards.
Where do snowmen go to dance?
A snow ball.
Why does Santa like to wear bells?
Because he loves a good bell-y laugh.
What do you get if you cross Santa and a detective?
Santa clues
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinsel-i-tis.
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Jingle smells.
Christmas is coming!
Here is some Christmas tongue twisters for you to try...
Santa's sleigh slides on slick snow.
Santa stuffs Stephie's striped stocking.
Running reindeer romp 'round red wreaths.
Tiny Tommy trims the tall tree with tinsel.
Chipper chilly children cheerfully chant.
Sunday Santa sang silly songs.
Eleven elves lick eleven little liquorice lollipops.
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